Name: Le père Noël est une ordure
Director: Jean-Marie Poiré
Released: 1982
Duration: 1 h 28 min
Cast: Christian Clavier, Gérard Jugnot, Thierry Lhermitte, Josiane Balasko, Anémone

VF - SD

Christian Clavier

Gérard Jugnot

Thierry Lhermitte

Josiane Balasko

Anémone

Marie-Anne Chazel

Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.

Le père Noël est une ordure

Français

 Coluche

Romain Bouteille

Professeur Choron

 Cabu

François Cavanna

Georges Wolinski

 Miou-Miou

 Gotlib

Gérard Depardieu

The film narrates a utopian abandonment, consensual and festive of the market economy and high productivity. The population decides on a number of resolutions beginning with &quot;We stop everything&quot; and the second &quot;After a total downtime will be revived-reluctantly-that the services and products including lack will prove intolerable. Probably: water to drink, electricity for reading at night, the TSF to say &quot;This is not the end of the world, this is an 01, and now a page of Celestial Mechanics&quot;. The implementation of these resolutions is the first day of a new era, Year 01. The Year 01 is emblematic of the challenge of the 1970s and covers such diverse topics as ecology, negation of authority, free love, communal living, rejection of private property and labor.

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Claude Piéplu

Dominique Laffin

David is an accountant. He leaves town every Friday, pretending he is going to take care of his parents at their old people&#x27;s home. But actually his parents are dead, and he spends the week-ends converting a chalet. He intends to live there with Lise, a woman he knows and loves since childhood. But Lise has just married another and has a baby. David&#x27;s mad love does not see those facts as an obstacle.

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french - SME

Marc Porel

Nathalie Baye

Maureen Kerwin

J&eacute;r&ocirc;me Ozendron, husband and father, starts to question his own life after meeting an old friend, now actor.

Je vais craquer

VF - HD

Jean-Pierre Bacri

Gérard Lanvin

Philippe Khorsand

Louise Portal

They are the best friends of the world. Five friends who shared everything: may 68, hippies years, the rock and their love for Bernadette. This Bernadette has left them to become a rock-star, and is back 15 years later for a weekend. Jean-Marie Poire describes with this movie the portrait of a generation with lots of humor served by excelent actors.

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Dominique Lavanant

Michel Blanc

Bruno Moynot

Eight tourists who met in a holiday camp on the Ivory Coast are reunited for a skiing holiday.

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HD - FR

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Valérie Lemercier

Christian Bujeau

Isabelle Nanty

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partiels

FR - HD

Daniel Auteuil

Isabelle Adjani

Marianne Sergent

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english

FR - HD 

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Mireille Rufel

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french-SME

Jeanne Moreau

Jean Bouise

Michel Aumont

Fred Personne

Alain Delon

Jean Champion

Maurice Baquet

Massimo Girotti

Roland Bertin

Louis Seigner

Étienne Chicot

Francine Bergé

Suzanne Flon

Juliet Berto

Michael Lonsdale

Francine Racette

Isabelle Sadoyan

Jacques Maury

Pierre Vernier

Magali Clément

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Bernard Fresson

Héléna Manson

Shelley Winters

Melvyn Douglas

Jo Van Fleet

Lila Kedrova

Eva Ionesco

Roman Polanski

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french

VOST+FR - HD - Paramount

Daniel Ceccaldi

Pierre Richard

Michel Robin

Michel Bouquet

Jacques François

Fabrice Greco

Suzy Dyson

Charles Gérard

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Jean-Claude Dreyfus

Jean Rochefort

Sylvie Granotier

Julie Jézéquel

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FR - HD - PATHE FILMS

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Catherine Deneuve

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Myriam Boyer

Roland Blanche

François Cluzet

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Jean-Claude Brialy

Claude Brasseur

Pierre Arditi

François Berléand

Jean-Paul Belmondo

Dominique Blanc

A self-conscious and self-referential adventure into the (pretend) lives of legendary actors in Paris.

Actors

FR - HD - STUDIOCANAL

Gérard Boucaron

Patrick Bouchitey

Claude Melki

Marie-Paule André

Louis Daquin

A north-African worker is injured on his way to the factory, when he is knocked over by three young middle class men who followed him around in a car.

Comme l’atteste d’emblée le carton d’ouverture, "L’Agression" est un film s’appréhendant comme un cri de colère. Il porte en cela l’empreinte du début des années 70 et d’un cinéma français volontiers engagé. Si Frank Cassenti ne prend pas de gants, "L’Agression" témoigne d’une urgence à filmer l’intolérable : le meurtre gratuit, absurde, d’un travailleur algérien. Et si Claude Melki, connu pour ses rôles plus drolatiques chez Jean-Daniel Pollet (dans "Gala", dans "Pourvu qu’on ait l’ivresse" et plus tard dans "L’Acrobate"), lui prête ses traits et sa vulnérabilité, on reconnait aussi au début du film une certaine Josiane Balasko, tandis que les jeunes bourgeois s’attaquant à l’ouvrier maghrébin sont notamment interprétés par Patrick Bouchitey et Etienne Chicot (ce dernier livrant une prestation glaçante, terrifiante, entre bêtise, veulerie et méchanceté).

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Swedish

VOST - HD

VOST - SD

Bill Murray

Dabney Coleman

Charles Durning

George Gaynes

Geena Davis

Sydney Pollack

Dustin Hoffman

Jessica Lange

Teri Garr

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English

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Arielle Dombasle

Kim Novak

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